"You know you've been watching/reading too much Ranma 1/2 when..." list Most of the entries on this list are reprinted with permission from the Ranma 1/2 Library Also, visit the lists of the Ranma 1/2 Gallery |
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"...you start sharpening your teeth into fangs and wearing a checkered headband." | |
".. you give yourself the Ryoga Hibiki award for getting lost when losing the way walking home from the local elementary school (maybe 2 or 3 blocks away?)" | |
"...you start wishing you could turn into a kawaii little black piglet so you can get closer to the girl you love." | |
"...your pet is named P Chan." | |
"...you find nothing strange about wearing an infinite bandanna supply." | |
"...you keep breaking your index finger practicing the Bakusai Tenketsu on brick walls." | |
"... you're content to live your life as someone's pet pig." | |
"...you see a kid you don't like, start calling him Ranma, and challenge him to a fight -- but it takes you 4 weeks to get to the fighting ground." | |
"...you can't ask the girl you like out on a date with out getting nervous and causing major property damage. " | |
"...you yell Bakusai Tenketsu and point your finger, thinking that the nearby rock will explode." | |
"...you take off your headband, and you keep taking it off, and off, and off..." | |
"...you go out to get milk and end up in South Africa. " | |
"...you're upset when you can't cut things with your belt." | |
"...bandannas become a personal icon." | |
"...you don't eat pork and it's not because you're Jewish." | |
"...you try to make your canine teeth grow out to be fangs because Ryoga looks so cool with 'em. " | |
"...you touch something and it explodes." | |
"...you feel the need to get a license to carry an umbrella." | |
"...continental drift has new meaning for you." | |
"...you ask an old woman to tie you in a tree and to push large boulders toward you.." | |
"...people from faraway places see you regularly (you're always lost somewhere over there)" | |
"...you leave holes in the wall wherever you go!" | |
"...you often find yourself in remote areas screaming "Where the hell am I now?!!!" | |
"...you tremble at the thought of pork chops." | |
"...you fall in love with Ryoga and start hating Akane and Akari..." | |
"...you start throwing umbrellas all over the place." | |
"...the sight of a girl's cleavage gives you nosebleeds." | |
"...you start bringing an umbrella to school everyday and won't take off those darn plastic fangs..." | |
"...you start splashing guys with cold water just to see if they'll turn into a little black pig." | |
"...you can't look at a pork chop or bacon without suffering from a major panic atack." | |
"...the person you've had a grudge against for the last few years doesn't even remember who you are when you finally catch up to him." | |
"...even cabbage has more sense than you." | |
"...most of what you wear can be turned into a weapon of some sort." | |
"...you can't find your way to your own back yard." | |
"...-you yell "Shishi Hokodan!" and fling your arms at something in hopes that all the pain will go away..." | |
"...you start giving any Asian pot-bellied pigs you meet really weird looks." | |
"... you wonder what Asuza was thinking... "Charlotte"?" | |
"...you try tying one hundred steel-plated combat bandannas to your head and fail miserably." | |
"...you expect your dog to bring you letters." | |
"...whenever you're feeling overwhelmed, you scream "RANMA! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" | |
"...you tense up in the cafeteria because you're expecting someone to jump on your head at any moment." | |
"...you think the person asking you for directions wears a black-and-yellow bandanna and is starting to grow fangs." | |
"...you grab people and shake them, asking "Where is (name of place)?" when you're standing two feet away from it." | |
"...you want Rand and McNally to feel your wrath. (Rand-McNally makes maps. Duh.)" | |
"...you look very closely at everything large and white because it might just be a giant sumo pig." | |
"...you worry about taking off your belt too rapidly because it might slice your pants off." | |
"...you need detailed directions to get to the bathroom. In your own house." | |
"...you keep asking people how to get to either the Tendo Dojo or Furinkan High School" | |
"...when you're working a maze, you scream "Bakesai Tenketsu!" and draw a line through three of the walls." | |
"... you coat your hands with nitroglycerin so you can do a REAL Blasting Point Technique." | |
"... you start wondering how Ryouga can be so upbeat all the time." | |
"...you wonder what Ryouga would be like on Prozac: "Ranma! Buddy!" | |
"...you start watching Dracula films and expecting the words "Shishi Hokodan" to figure into the plot at some point." | |
"...you buy a cute little bandanna for your pet pig." | |
"...you decide to lead-plate your umbrella." | |
"... you find yourself in the middle of the forest (or desert, or tundra) for no apparent reason." | |
"...you can cross large bodies of water without knowing it." | |
"... you start trying to translate what your cute little pet pig is trying to tell you." | |
"...everytime it rains you scream "BWEEEEE!!!" | |
"...you wish Ty Inc. would hurry up and make a little black Beanie Baby piglet." | |
"....you've been banned from your county fair for pouring hot water on all the black pot belly pigs." | |
"...you spend an entire day searching for a yellow pattern with black rectangles for your headbands." | |
"...you start wishing _your_ depression could blast mile-wide holes in the earth, too." | |
"...umbrellas are starting to get heavy." | |
"...it's been several months since you've been outside you're house and you're beginning to wonder if there is a front door at all" | |
"......you are surprised to learn that Brazil and Cameroon are actually seperated by a large body of water." | |
"...despite the fact that you are not Jewish, you see some merit in being kosher." | |
"...you suffer major blood-loss at the first glimpse of cleavage." | |
"...you wonder, 'How did all these French, Basque, Swahili, and Greenlandic gaijin get in the suburbs of Nerima?'" | |
"... you leave work/school every day saying, "This is last time you'll see me. Goodbye forever." | |
"...you give directions to your house, they are so vague the friends never arrive." | |
"...you must ask a hated enemy to bring you home..." | |
"...every time your mind wanders, you find yourself thinking of Akane" | |
"...you squeal whenever you get close to someone you love." | |
"...you entered a walk-in closet and haven't been seen since." | |
"...you force your boyfriend to wear yellow and black bandannas, which you have developed a fetish for." |
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