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Ryoga Hibiki's
"You know you've been watching/reading too much Ranma 1/2 when..."
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"...you start sharpening your teeth into fangs and wearing a checkered headband."
".. you give yourself the Ryoga Hibiki award for getting lost when losing the way walking home from the local elementary school (maybe 2 or 3 blocks away?)"
"...you start wishing you could turn into a kawaii little black piglet so you can get closer to the girl you love."
"...your pet is named P Chan."
"...you find nothing strange about wearing an infinite bandanna supply."
"...you keep breaking your index finger practicing the Bakusai Tenketsu on brick walls."
"... you're content to live your life as someone's pet pig."
"...you see a kid you don't like, start calling him Ranma, and challenge him to a fight -- but it takes you 4 weeks to get to the fighting ground."
"...you can't ask the girl you like out on a date with out getting nervous and causing major property damage. "
"...you yell Bakusai Tenketsu and point your finger, thinking that the nearby rock will explode."
"...you take off your headband, and you keep taking it off, and off, and off..."
"...you go out to get milk and end up in South Africa. "
"...you're upset when you can't cut things with your belt."
"...bandannas become a personal icon."
"...you don't eat pork and it's not because you're Jewish."
"...you try to make your canine teeth grow out to be fangs because Ryoga looks so cool with 'em. "
"...you touch something and it explodes."
"...you feel the need to get a license to carry an umbrella."
"...continental drift has new meaning for you."
"...you ask an old woman to tie you in a tree and to push large boulders toward you.."
"...people from faraway places see you regularly (you're always lost somewhere over there)"
"...you leave holes in the wall wherever you go!"
"...you often find yourself in remote areas screaming  "Where the hell am I now?!!!"
"...you tremble at the thought of pork chops."
"...you fall in love with Ryoga and start hating Akane and Akari..."
"...you start throwing umbrellas all over the place."
"...the sight of a girl's cleavage gives you nosebleeds."
"...you start bringing an umbrella to school everyday and won't take off those darn plastic fangs..."
"...you start splashing guys with cold water just to see if they'll turn into a little black pig."
"...you can't look at a pork chop or bacon without suffering from a major panic atack."
"...the person you've had a grudge against for the last few years doesn't even remember who you are when you finally catch up to him."
"...even cabbage has more sense than you."
"...most of what you wear can be turned into a weapon of some sort."
"...you can't find your way to your own back yard."
"...-you yell "Shishi Hokodan!" and fling your arms at something in hopes that all the pain will go away..."
"...you start giving any Asian pot-bellied pigs you meet really weird looks."
"... you wonder what Asuza was thinking... "Charlotte"?"
"...you try tying one hundred steel-plated combat bandannas to your head and fail miserably."
"...you expect your dog to bring you letters."
"...whenever you're feeling overwhelmed, you scream "RANMA! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"
"...you tense up in the cafeteria because you're expecting someone to jump on your head at any moment."
"...you think the person asking you for directions wears a black-and-yellow bandanna and is starting to grow fangs." 
"...you grab people and shake them, asking "Where is (name of place)?" when you're standing two feet away from it."
"...you want Rand and McNally to feel your wrath. (Rand-McNally makes maps. Duh.)"
"...you look very closely at everything large and white because it might just be a giant sumo pig."
"...you worry about taking off your belt too rapidly because it might slice your pants off."
"...you need detailed directions to get to the bathroom. In your own house."
"...you keep asking people how to get to either the Tendo Dojo or Furinkan High School"
"...when you're working a maze, you scream "Bakesai Tenketsu!" and draw a line through three of the walls."
"... you coat your hands with nitroglycerin so you can do a REAL Blasting Point Technique."
"... you start wondering how Ryouga can be so upbeat all the time."
"...you wonder what Ryouga would be like on Prozac: "Ranma! Buddy!"
"...you start watching Dracula films and expecting the words "Shishi Hokodan" to figure into the plot at some point."
"...you buy a cute little bandanna for your pet pig."
"...you decide to lead-plate your umbrella."
"... you find yourself in the middle of the forest (or desert, or tundra) for no apparent reason."
"...you can cross large bodies of water without knowing it."
"... you start trying to translate what your cute little pet pig is trying to tell you."
"...everytime it rains you scream "BWEEEEE!!!"
"...you wish Ty Inc. would hurry up and make a little black Beanie Baby piglet."
"....you've been banned from your county fair for pouring hot water on all the black pot belly pigs."
"...you spend an entire day searching for a yellow pattern with black rectangles for your headbands."
"...you start wishing _your_ depression could blast mile-wide holes in the earth, too."
"...umbrellas are starting to get heavy."
"...it's been several months since you've been outside you're house and you're beginning to wonder if there is a front door at all"
"......you are surprised to learn that Brazil and Cameroon are actually seperated by a large body of water."
"...despite the fact that you are not Jewish, you see some merit in being kosher."
"...you suffer major blood-loss at the first glimpse of cleavage."
"...you wonder, 'How did all these French, Basque, Swahili, and Greenlandic gaijin get in the suburbs of Nerima?'"
"... you leave work/school every day saying, "This is last time you'll see me. Goodbye forever."
"...you give directions to your house, they are so vague the friends never arrive."
"...you must ask a hated enemy to bring you home..."
"...every time your mind wanders, you find yourself thinking of Akane"
"...you squeal whenever you get close to someone you love."
"...you entered a walk-in closet and haven't been seen since."
"...you force your boyfriend to wear yellow and black bandannas, which you have developed a fetish for."

 
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